The Grind by Vibes Coffee Grinder

The future of coffee grinding has arrived—and it’s emotionally intelligent.

Introducing Grind by Vibes, the world’s first vibe-based coffee grinder. No more guessing your grind size or measuring beans like a peasant. This grinder reads your energy, tunes into your emotional frequency, and delivers a grind that matches your aura. Having a good day? Expect bright, balanced notes. Woke up on the wrong side of the existential crisis? Prepare for a deep, bold flavor that hugs your soul and asks if you’re okay.

• Mood Meter: A dynamic touchscreen that translates your emotional chaos into espresso excellence.
• Crystal Vibe Orb: Not just pretty—it psychically bonds with you to determine whether you’re craving clarity or chaos in your cup.
• Built-In Bean Hopper: Seamlessly integrated into the body because “clunky” is not a vibe.
• Feel-Based Calibration: No buttons. No knobs. Just vibes. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it really works.
• Discrete Grinds Chute: Delivers your grounds with just the right amount of passive-aggressive energy.

Who is this for?

Baristas. Yogis. Emotionally exhausted millennials. Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” but meant “I need 18 grams of finely ground Guatemalan and a hug.”